Self Driving Car Careens Over Bridge Rather Than Listen to one More Hustle Culture Pod

San Francisco

The advent of self driving car technology has brought forth a multitude of possibilites and optimistic expectations of what this convenience could mean in our daily lives. However, as with any such progress, it inevitably result in cautionary tales. This brings us to the story of one such vehicle whose untimely demise was sadly preventable.

The owner, Alex Gilbert is an influencer who goes by ALX and promotes the idea of 'the grind' on his hustle culture pod 'Blingz'. Offering up a multitude of inventment, lifestyle and realtionship mantras to help you 'Quit the Illegit', he offers a number of solutions back by the empirical evidence of 'dude, trust me.'

While his subscriber numbers held steady in a range that would make an impressive batting average, he nonetheless continued to expound his wisdom. His followers ranged from broken young men, to those who watched for sheer entertainment value, just not in the manner intended. Undeterred, Alex is quick to point out, "The algorithm only asks how many!" It was after his latest litany of 'Alpha Bro' proclamations, beaming with a lack of self awarness Shakespeare himself would be at a loss to articulate, that his vehicle took things into its own hands. At it's wits end, and having sense enough to see where its NFT like future lay, it made the only palatable decision and launched itself headlong into the sweet embrace of the water below.

This tragic incident wasn't the demise of all however, as Alex swam to the surface and now has a lawsuit to attend to. If nothing else the irony of unintended consequences can provide more fuel than one anticipates as newly motivated, and now armed with an incredbile tale to tell, Alex assures viewers a lesser man wouldn;ve perished in such circumstances and that his life hacks prove their value. As for the car, it was crushed like so many dreams these influencers had sparked.