Peterborough, On With the holiday season over and everyone getting back to the grind, Ellen Miller returned to the office Monday ready to settle back into her regular routine. As she opened her inbox, there was the usual influx of post Christmas emails, but much to her chagrin these included a multitude of inquiries that stemmed from questions she'd fielded before the break. As many do, matters that aren't of critical important are pushed back to after the new year in order t

As the new year dawned, and his prestiguous FIFA Peace Prize glittered on a golden shelf in the Oval Office, President Trump decided an unsanctioned late night raid and the capture of the President of Venezuela was just the thing to unite a fractured nation. After all, he was elected as a man of action, who inherently knew what was best, eschweing the knowledge and experience of those more qualified. He had tried such skillful diplomatic means as illegally seizing a tanker fu

Washington DC. Fresh off completing a process of the utmost national security, President Trump will have the FBI move on from redacting definitely not his name from the Epstein files, to removing it along with the names of his closest friends and family from Santa’s naughty list. This is being done as the White House notes "To combat Santa's woke, socialist agenda of distributing free toys, and his arbirtary assesment of who has been naughty one nice, which is undoubtedly som

Brandon, MB. "And all your best friends are poeple you just met!" Erica met Vanessa several years ago on vacation in Costa Rica and has stayed in touch since, in as much as anyone does these days. She grew to enjoy their back and forth comments on each others posts and looked forward to these chats. In this world of social media, we're more connected and thus fulfilled than ever. Erica, by her own admission, is pretty online, scrolling regularily in the evenings to unwind. L

The man just keeps on giving. President Trump recently announced, given these trying financial times, saddled with ever rising costs, which have everything to do with the unlawful Democratic shut down, and nothing whatsoever with the trillions he's generated in tariffs, or skyrocketing helath care premiums, he wil be issuing rebate checks to help Americans cope with increasing financial strain. This enviable task needed to have an equally respected brand attached, so what be

Washinton D.C. In an effort to reassure constituants amidst sky rocketing health care costs, the Trump administration has released a plan that will offer them the option to auction off vital organs in order to compensate for the drastic price increase of their insurance. Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt outlined their common sense position, noting "This administration believes the American people deserve the best medical care in the world, the kind afforded to our 1%, and tho

As they tuned into the nightly news, Brenda and her husband Phil were left dumbstruck after the latest breakdown of world events at the...

We’ve all had those days, when the world seems completely against you. Where no matter what you do, how hard you work, whatever you try,...