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Trump Entrusts Parker Brothers to Distribute Subsidy Checks
The man just keeps on giving. President Trump recently announced, given these trying financial times, saddled with ever rising costs, which have everything to do with the unlawful Democratic shut down, and nothing whatsoever with the trillions he's generated in tariffs, or skyrocketing helath care premiums, he wil be issuing rebate checks to help Americans cope with increasing financial strain. This enviable task needed to have an equally respected brand attached, so what be
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Americans Assured They Can Sell Organs to Offset New Health Insurance Premuims
Washinton D.C. In an effort to reassure constituants amidst sky rocketing health care costs, the Trump administration has released a plan that will offer them the option to auction off vital organs in order to compensate for the drastic price increase of their insurance. Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt outlined their common sense position, noting "This administration believes the American people deserve the best medical care in the world, the kind afforded to our 1%, and tho
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